Sports!
Sports! is an Event resembling a Football game (Soccer in North America), with you and an opponent ship fighting over the midrow Football. The event can be won either by shifting the Football to the left goal, or by destroying the opponent ship.
The excitement of sports lets you start the encounter with 1 Ace.The Football will be moved left for every point of damage you deal, including midrow collision damage, and it will be moved right for very point of damage the opponent ship deals. It is also affected by Droneshift. On its turn, the opponent ship will target the Football with an attack from its central cannon, attempting to move the ball to the right goal, which will cause you to lose the event.
This event can appear in Zone 1 or Zone 2, but only if Drake is unlocked.
Options
Prompt
- Sure, why not.
- Enter Combat with Glorious Sport Arena
- We're kind of busy right now.
Rewards
Win
Lose
- Can we have the ball?
- Gain Sport Orb
- No thanks.
Dialogue
First encounter |
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Sasha
Hey, hey, perfect! So glad you could make it!
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//cat.exe
Huh? Are you gonna try to blow us up?
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Sasha
No no, I'm the ref! Welcome to Sports!
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Sasha
The goal is... Well, the goal is the goal. Shoot the ball really hard to knock it into your goal. But don't shoot that other ship, that's a foul!
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//cat.exe
...
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//cat.exe
We're not interested.
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Sasha
There's priiiiizes!
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Subsequent encounters (1) |
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Sasha
Sportsmaster general, once again coming to you live from Sports.
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//cat.exe
Is it worth it to stop?
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Sasha
Oh, I promise it is.
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Subsequent encounters (2) |
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Sasha
A little sport to pass the time?
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//cat.exe
We're on kind of an important mission right now.
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Sasha
Oh perfect, perfect! Then you'll need the rejuvenative power of sport!
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Subsequent encounters (3) |
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Sasha
Sports!
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Dizzy
Sure, okay, sports!
Riggs
...Sports?
Peri
We don't have time for... ...Fine, alright, sports.
Isaac
Wow! Sports!
Drake
I'm going to trash talk the other team so hard.
Max
Ugh. Yeah, alright, sports.
Books
Wow! Sports?!
//cat.exe
...Sports.
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Sasha
Sports!
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Sure, why not. |
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Sasha
Awesome! Let's go, let's go, let's go, SPORTS!
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We're kind of busy right now. |
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Sasha
Boo! Booo!!!
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Sasha
No, I'm kidding, that's cool. See you later!
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Combat
After Player hits Soccer Ball |
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Each variation is only shouted once per combat.
Sasha
Sports!
Sasha
Sports?!
Sasha
Let's see some action!
Sasha
Good clean day for sports!
Sasha
Good hustle!
Sasha
Wow! Incredible!
Sasha
A new record!!!
Sasha
Wow!
Sasha
Incredible shot!
Sasha
Good hit!
Sasha
Fantastic stuff!
Sasha
I don't know why other sports AREN'T played with cannons.
Sasha
Sport-tacular!
Sasha
Amazing hit!
Sasha
Fantastic shot!
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First Yellow Card |
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Sasha
Hey! Yellow card! No shooting the other players!
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Second Yellow Card |
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Sasha
That's two yellow cards! One more and you're OUTTA HERE, bub!
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Third Yellow Card (Lose) |
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Sasha
That's it! Unsportsmanlike behavior!
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Sasha
Game called, you lose. Get outta here!
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Rewards
You Win |
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Sasha
GOAL!!!
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Sasha
What prize do you want?
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You Win (Blew up Opponent Ship) |
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Sasha
Huh. That's not very sportsmanlike.
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Sasha
Creative, though! Congrats! What prize do you want?
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You Win - Take Artifact |
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Sasha
Enjoy your trophy! Return for more sport sometime!
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You Win - Take the Ball |
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Sasha
True sportsketeers! Fantastic!
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Sasha
Sports!!!
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You Lose |
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Sasha
GOAL!!!
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Sasha
Sorry, you lose. Good match, though! Consolation prize?
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You Lose - After any choice |
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Sasha
Better luck next time!
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Strategy
The intended strategy for beating this event is to fire at, launch midrow objects at, or Droneshift the Football into the left goal. This is typically fairly easy, as the opponent ship deals very little damage to the orb. While the opponent ship always targets the Football instead of the player, moving the Orb out of the opponent ship's attack *will* allow it to damage you. For this reason, having some amount of shield or evade is recommended for this event.
This event can also be won by destroying the opponent ship, which isn't too difficult given its low health total, or by removing your goal from the game via either Medusa Field or Catch. However, your first shot that damages the opponent ship each turn will trigger dialogue from Sasha calling you unsportsmanlike, and add a Yellow Card to your hand. This card is temporary and unplayable, and if you accumulate three of them, you will lose the event and gain no rewards.
Rewards
Winning the event by destroying the opponent ship or moving the ball to your goal will give you the option between choosing one of three Artifacts, or obtaining the Sport Orb card. Losing the event will still allow you to obtain Sport Orb, but you will not be offered the choice of an Artifact. Losing due to bad sportsmanship will give you no rewards.
The Football is unpredictable, and is near-impossible to strategize with. However, if you have poor defense, and a ship with a low profile like the Ares, it may be useful for avoiding attacks as the orb bounces between you and the enemy. (Amusingly, it can be quite effective against The Dreadnought thanks to its specific, consistent firing pattern.)
Notes
- Sasha is one of the few non-playable characters donning a unique frame instead of the default red associated with enemies.
Patch Changes
- Patch 1.0.6 (2023-12-20)
- Added.